DENNIS QUAID: Hi There. This is a commercial about insurance. Now I know you're thinking, "Ugh I don't want to hear about insurance" Cause let's be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? That's why Esurance hired me, Dennis Quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, I'm highly likeable.
WOMAN: I like Dennis Quaid.
DENNIS QUAID: Awww. And they want me to let you know that, cue over dramatic music, they're on a mission to make insurance painless. They know it's confusing.
MAN IN CAFE: I literally have no idea what I'm getting Dennis Quaid.
DENNIS QUAID: That's why they're making it simple, main in cafe. And they know it's expensive.
MAN IN KITCHEN: Yeah
DENNIS QUAID: So they're making it affordable.
MAN IN KITCHEN: Thank you
DENNIS QUAID: You're welcome.
MAN IN KITCHEN: That's a prop apple
DENNIS QUAID: Now, you might not believe any of this since this is a television commercial. But that's why they're being so transparent about all of this. Anyways, this is the end of the commercial where I walk off into a very dramatic sunset to reveal the new Esurance tagline so that you'll remember it.
DENNIS QUAID VO: Esurance. It's surprisingly painless.